Built-in Taunts

Want to mess with your opponent in multiplayer? In chat mode, type in a number between 1 and 100. The game has 100 pre-programmed comments in funny, creepy, thrilling voices that you can make ring in your opponent's ears. The list below shows all the pre-programmed ones.



1. Yes.
2. No.
3. Maybe.
4. I need Food.
5. I need Timber.
6. I need Metal.
7. I need Wealth.
8. I need Oil.
9. I need Knowledge.
10. Do you need resources?


11. Little help here...
12. This noob's rushing me.
13. Build more troops.
14. Build a wonder.
15. Work on your economy.
16. Work on your air force.
17. Work on your navy.
18. Wait for my signal to attack.
19. Attack!
20. Let's get 'em.


21. Guard my artillery.
22. Move troops here.
23. Grab some territory.
24. Gonna boom.
25. Gonna rush.
26. Wanna ally?
27. Wanna make peace?
28. Of course you know, this means war...
29. Pay up or die.
30. Prepare to be crushed.


31. Who shall we attack?
32. When shall we attack?
33. Where's the enemy?
34. They've got air power.
35. Ships ahoy!
36. I spy a spy.
37. Rare resources for the taking.
38. The city is going down.
39. Check out the timer.
40. Let's set up shop.


41. Wanna bet?
42. It's on.
43. Was that supposed to hurt?
44. Have you fixed your little problem?
45. Good luck with that.
46. Let me know how that works out for you.
47. I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.
48. Classy.
49. Play the tutorials, noob.
50. Wake me up when you're done.





51. Get outta my face.
52. Leave me alone.
53. 'Cause you need that.
54. Is it over yet?
55. Do your parents know you're up this late?
56. You okay over there?
57. And stay out!
58. Bwa ha ha ha ha!
59. Have fun stormin the castle.
60. Random! Random!


61. RanDOM! RanDOM!
62. Let the game begin.
63. Dude, we know who you're going to take. Just pick 'em and get on with it.
64. Which part of "Click in" didn't you understand?
65. What's the holdup?
66. Ahhh.
67. Unh Unh Unh.
68. Ohhh.
69. Ughhhhhhhh.
70. Unh!


71. We're doomed!
72. Wanna give up?
73. Victory is mine!
74. Oww! My eye!
75. Not in the face! Not in the face!
76. Coming.
77. Be right there.
78. On my way.
79. I'm trying to send some help.
80. Gotcha covered.


81. Check.
82. It shall be done.
83. Let me get right on that.
84. Sweet.
85. You da man.
86. That's what I'm talking about.
87. Consider it taken care of.
88. Sounds like a plan.
89. Groovy.
90. Red


91. Blue
92. Purple
93. Green
94. Yellow
95. Light Blue
96. White
97. Orange
98. Aaaaagh! The Humanity!
99. Let me get that for you.
100. They keep on rising!

_FSF_[NL]Fedomar presents to you; with the help, cooperation and material of AoI (the Army of Isengard), FSF (the Fish Stick Foundation) and TWC (the Tactical Warfare Collective); a new taunt-pack called "Rise of Babel" for Rise of Nations and its expansion, Thrones and Patriots. A universal spam-pack, so we finally can understand and taunt each other from within the game.

RISE OF BABELThe Fish Stick Foundation Taunt-pack

101 *Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song*
102 Haha!
103 *Bomb*
104 Chicken!
105 *Western Sound*
106 Better Clear out!
107 Aww Man
108 AWW Crap
109 Lost Lead
110 Taken Lead
111 Tied For Lead, Better get going
112 Your attempts are futile
113 Cheating Basterd
114 Stop Whining
115 Who's your daddy?
116 Excellent
117 Shut up fool!
118 I don’t think so
119 Start the game already!
120 I am weak
121 I just got some satisfaction
122 Zero Tolerance
123 Oh Yeah
124 I am so high
125 Why is everybody riding me today?
126 You're goin' down!
127 Well now you'll gonna get it motherfucker! That's right, you and me, right now, we're havin' it out ! Let's go ! C'mon ! C'mon !
128 Right on!
129 I'm being attacked!
130 Sucks to be you
131 Hello... baby
132 Hehe! Good-looking
133 Goooooood Morning Vietnam!
134 Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground lair
135 Master, Master, We have a visitor...
136 Welcome my brother.
137 Welcome back my friend!
138 All Hail for da King #ICON60
139 So, how’re you doing?
140 Shall we play a game?
141 Someone here? Hello? Is everyone on a break???
142 What are your waiting for? Christmas?
143 Everybody online?? Looking good!
144 Oh joy! What a beautiful day #ICON54
145 Welcome to the internet my friend, How can I help you???
146 So you are a user…fascinating!
147 Oh, Oh... We got a moron here...
148 Newbie!
149 Let's see, what you're made of!!!
150 I show you, a function or two...
151 Shut Up!!!
152 FSF Remember the force will be with you... Always!
153 Attack them now!!!
154 I'm in position...
155 We're being watched... (by scout and/or spies)
156 You clumsy poop! Why did you do that for???
157 Sir!, Yes!, Sir!
158 Laughing Out Loud!
159 I start my attack! Back me up when needed... I don't like a 2vs1
160 Rock & Roll!!! I attack all who dare to face me #ICON55
161 You can run, but you can't hide from me...I know all the shortcuts #ICON55
162 Before this is over, you Will kneel and bow before me, begging to spare your live...
163 Feel the corruption...
164 He! I'm in your town!
165 I think, I like this city, We're taking this place...
166 Resigned?!? Sorry, I only meant to wound you...
167 #ICON55 You die too easily #ICON55
168 See You In Hell.
169 Damn I'm Good!!!
170 Yeh, man that team sucked... It was too easy!!!
171 Couldn't let you have all the glory...
172 Am I a stinker???
173 Remind me to kill you later!! Well… Let's do it now…
174 Here They Come… Fire!!!
175 Leave Me Alone!
176 Will evil never rest?!?
177 I'll teach you to come near to my cities, I eat people like you for breakfast!!!
178 Help, I need somebody... Help, I need just not anybody… Help, I need someone... HELP!!!
179 Help me if you can… And I do appreciate when your around...
180 Help me to get my feet back on the ground... Would you please, please help me???
181 I cant take it anymore...
182 THANK YOU! My friend.
183 Now go away #ICON57 or I shall taunt you a second time...
184 They are coming to take me away...#ICON61
185 We Surrender...Move a little closer.
186 I hate you!
187 I will leave you now... but you wont defeat me...
188 Goodnight stupid.
189 I regret to announce, this is the end! I am going now... I bid you all, a very fond farewell...
190 G'night ladies...Goodnight Sir!
191 Shit... This game is laggy...#ICON58
192 "Please all turn off other programs running in the background. Especially chatting programs (icq,msn,aim); download(program)s and mp3's playing in the background... please!"
193 It's GameSpy again...
194 Man... This taunt-pack sucks...
195 Woooo... holdup script no permission no admission...READ THE DESCRIPTION PLEASE!!!
196 You address those bugs in the next patch???
197 There can be only one Master #ICON55... IN THIS CASE: _FSF_[NL]Fedomar!!!
198 There can be only one Master!
199 Hmmm unprocessed Fish Sticks...
200 The Fish Stick Foundation!






Army of Isengard Taunt-pack

201 Indeed you are powerful.
202 Yes! Yes! Oh, yeah! Can you feel that buddy? Huh? Huh? Huh?!
203 Of course, how selfish of me... let's do all the things that you wanna do.
204 Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.
205 Excuseeeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
206 Somebody call 911!
207 We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious!
208 My Precious!
209 My Precious!!!
210 Doesn't anyone listen to one damn word I say?!?
211 I didn't think it was physically possible that this both sucks and blows.
212 Oh no! Oh no! Oho oh no! No! No! No! No! Nooo!
213 Whoa! I feel good, I knew that I would now, so good, so good, I've got you!
214 Is it possible for you to STFU for ten seconds?
215 La-hew... Za-her.
216 All-righty then!
217 Bad ol' putty cat !
218 Prepare yourself for destruction!!!
219 I think I just... yeah... I just had an idea.
220 This is awesome... We're going to be like "pow-pow-pow" and they going to be like "arrghhhh"
221 Why does this keep happening to me?!
222 Pitiful human!!!
223 Oh no! How could my razor-sharp intellect betray me?
224 I am mighty!
225 It is time for me to bend over and receive my destiny.
226 You'd need three promotions to get to be an asshole.
227 Disappointed!!!
228 Assholemioooo!!!!
229 Your ass is mine.
230 Heheheheh.
231 Somebody stop me !
232 Let's ROCK this joint !
233 SMOKIN' !!!!
234 Meep Meep!
235 Faster, faster!
236 The marines are looking for a few good men. Unfortunately you ain't it.
237 You will taste man flesh!
238 We have only to remove those who oppose us.
239 You're gonna get accidentally shot!
240 We have work to do!
241 Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
242 Oh bitch bitch bitch!
243 Hey! Guess who's here... What are we serving today, chicken or... chicken?
244 Due to mature adult content parental discretion is advised.
245 To say you behave childishly is an insult to children everywhere.
246 It never fails to surprise me how completely without intelligence you are.
247 First of all you are an idiot, and second... nah.. that pretty much covers it.
248 Are you some kind of moron?
249 Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?
250 Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure.
251 Look at my sexy body.
252 Hallelujah!
253 My momma can do better than that!
254 I have come for you! I am death!
255 Go away!!!
256 May I ask sir what more you require?
257 You go girl!
258 Where is my Aspirin?
259 Sweet mother of God, what is the hold up?!
260 You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.
261 We have to strike now, sir! Annihilate! Kill! Kill! Kill!
262 You're such a genius!
263 I love this game.
264 There is no Good and Evil. There is only Power, and those too weak to seek it.
265 Should I be nervous?
266 RUN AWAY!
267 Death has come to your little town.
268 My body is a weapon. Use it!
269 Yeah baby!
270 Meow! Meow! Meow!
271 *MAD COW*
272 *SHEEP*
273 *COW*
274 *TURKEY*
275 *GOAT*
276 *CHICKEN*
277 *FROG*
278 *LION*
279 Stay away from me you horse's ass!
280 Hasta la vista, baby.
281 You are the weakest link. Goodbye!
282 I'll be back.
283 I'm having an old friend for dinner.
284 I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
285 If I wanted to talk to a vegetable I would bought one at the market.
286 The power of Isengard is at your command, Sauron, Lord of the Earth.
287 Together, my lord Sauron, we shall rule this Middle–Earth.
288 I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
289 I see dead people.
290 Keep a change you filthy animal.
291 I'm surrounded by idiots.
292 Me, me, me, me, me, me!
293 Fuck you asshole.
294 I stick my neck out for nobody.
295 That would be all, just be sure to lock the door behind you. Good night.
296 I can't let this happen. I will not allow it. I mean look at this people.
297 Clearly fame is not everything.
298 When I give an order, you jump!
299 Why are you so good to me?
300 Boom baby boom!
301 *CLAPPING*
302 Oh for Christ's sake, grow up!
303 Have you lost your fucking mind?
304 He's full of shit!
305 I warned you, you fat piece of shit!
306 *CRAZY LAUGHTER*
307 Thank you very much!
308 Running away won't save ya!
309 *FUNERAL TRUMPETS*
310 The end.
311 Hello!
312 You are a bitch!
313 Don't fail me again!
314 You have failed me for the last time.
315 You did something incredibly stupid!
316 Fuck you!
317 You made a mistake an that was entirely unacceptable.
318 No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong!
319 There's something screwy around here.
320 *IMPERIAL MARCH*


Additional Fish Stick Foundation Taunts

321 We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.
322 _FSF_Yps: “This is paradise, this town is like a great big pussy, Just waiting to get fucked”.
323 _FSF_Zornmeister is in da House!!!
324 _FSF_Godfather: “If anything in this life is certain, if history has thaught us anything... 't is that you could kill anyone”.
325 Oh, Fish Sticks. I've depressed myself. I have to go lie down.
326 Fish are friends, not food.
327 You're watching the Fish Network. All fish, all the time.
328 Today, one of these lucky contestants will win his-or-her weight in fish, right here on… –Wheel Of Fish!
329 Wilkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. Come on in
330 Helloooo!!!! OH!! So glad you could come!
331 Here I am… hehehe
332 Hehehe Hé!
333 Liar! There is not an age-limit...
334 If you do not speak English, I am at your disposal with 187 other languages along with their various dialects and subtongues.
335 Actually I think you are going to find this very amusing.
336 I was only away for a minute, Master.
337 Nahhh!!! Been there, Done that!
338 How long have you boneheads been here?
339 Go away, boy, ya bother me.
340 "Sure you won't change your mind? –Is there something wrong with the one I have?"""
341 Ever seen any rats in this room? -All the time, why?
342 Choice is an illusion created between those with power and those without.
343 We can never see past the choices we don't understand.
344 You have chosen wisely.
345 He chose poorly.
346 That’s it dick. Click!
347 My! People come and go so quickly here!
348 Whoaa! Dumber then advertised.
349 Do you know what this is? This, my friends, is false advertising!
350 You mean we have to wait?!?
351 Boring!
352 Ladies... and Gentlemen
353 There’s defiantly a language barrier here
354 If I sit here any longer I'm gonna have one severe case of asteroids
355 And now, ladies and gentlemen, as I look into your faces, and believe me, some of your faces need looking into…
356 Sir, I consider you a member of the lower classes
357 I cannot stay here too long before my machine friends will become nervous and do something rash.
358 Oh, perfect. You'll hear from us. Next!
359 Damn! No she didn't...
360 This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid.
361 God damn it. Can we please just get back to playing our videogame, please?!
362 You can be replaced, you know...
363 Scat. Skedaddle. Adios. Arrividerci. Ciao. Aloha. Bug off.
364 Héééé that's for babies!
365 Vote, please. Vote, please.
366 If I'm not mistaken, they are preparing to mate. Do you think they might let me watch?
367 What do you say we cut the chit-chat, a-hole?
368 If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one. (explosion) Sorry.
369 Now answer my question. You don't like me, why?
370 Fame, ain't it a bitch?
371 Is that your final answer?
372 Well, it looks like it's going to be another fine day.
373 For five minutes could you not be yourself? For five minutes!
374 Ohh… I love this game!
375 Any of this gettin' through to you, son?
376 You want to get to the point, mister? Now what is it? What are you trying to tell us?
377 Good morning… I'm here...
378 The next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will you?
379 Would you like to play a game of chess? I play very well.
380 Checkmate!
381 Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor already.
382 I just love the way you talk.
383 Well kids… How was military school??? -Yes Sir! Fine Sir!
384 Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
385 God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, 43 species of parrots. . .nipples for men!
386 This conversation is not worthy of you!
387 For some moments in life there are no words.
388 A new life awaits you in the Off-World Colonies... The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure.
389 By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
390 (sigh) Once again our reputation precedes us.
391 Roses are red, violets are blue -I can't write poems, but I've been told I've many other good qualities.
392 Yeehaa
393 I am Lord of this place
394 Shut up' includes you.
395 Shut Up! Shut up! Shut up!
396 I don't want any Spam.
397 I don't like Spam!
398 But where is it written that all our dreams must be small ones?
399 You bought your ticket, might as well enjoy the show.
400 Death to the fascists!
401 Precisely!
402 The brothers gonna work it out…
403 Come' on Come' on Come' on Come' on Come' on Come' on
404 *chugging & burping*
405 Cookies mean so much to me!
406 Damn good coffee... and hot!
407 (gong) Master, dinner is prepared!
408 I know drug-real from real-real!
409 Damn your drunk tests are hard!
410 Food fight!!! #ICON1#ICON1#ICON1#ICON1#ICON1#ICON1
411 And for those with less, uh, robust scores there's still wonderful opportunities in the food services sector.
412 Eh, what's cookin', Doc?
413 I'm not entirely sure that I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.
414 I farted, it's wet & I don't wanna move
415 Did you have a nice tea-break?
416 I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said… 'I drank what?'
417 …We gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river!
418 I'm hungry enough to eat a baby's butt through a park fence!
419 Double battered n' Dixie fried!
420 Oh, you look like a man who could use more coffee.
421 Great Scott! My pizza-sense is tingling!
422 I want room service!!!
423 Snack? Did somebody say snack?
424 Oh, take it easy, will ya? Come on, be nice. For you, I'm doing this show straight. No booze, no pot, no coke, no nothing. I'm making this straight, so be nice, OK? –how novel. –What's that, babe? –How novel. –'How novel.' You should know. Heh heh heh. Oh, god. Oh, don't get me wrong, really. I don't snort cocaine. I just like the way it smells, that's all.
425 But I am stoned!
426 What, are you stoned or stupid?
427 You wanna get high?
428 We will take a little break, but we will be back in awhile… so... ehh.. don't nobody go nowhere.
429 I can't help it, I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby.
430 No, seriously, listen. If there's ever anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you let me know, OK? –Can you hammer a 6-inch spike through a board with your penis? –Not right now. –A girl's got to have her standards.
431 You're not a eunuch, are you?
432 "I've tried everything; the Embassy, the German government, the Consulate, I even talked to the U.N. Ambassador. It's no use. I just can't bring my wife to orgasm."
433 The other day I called up my wife. I said to her, 'Honey, I've been thinking about the last time we had sex and I'm getting excited.' She said, 'Who is this?'
434 I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
435 There isn't a question we can't answer! –Here's one, geniuses. What's it like to kiss a girl? –Shut up.
436 No quick fix for porn!
437 You know, before you turn around you guys will be our age. –God, don't remind me. –And you'll regret every night you didn't go out and grab a little life! –Not to mention a little ass!
438 There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure.
439 I love it when you talk dirty...
440 You're--You're gay! -Me? No, I'm not gay. -You're not? But y-y-you just kissed me. -O.k., I'm gay.
441 But I love you
442 Please, …Come with me...
443 Computers never make mistakes. –Hard drive crash. Twenty seconds to meltdown. –Gotta go.
444 Damn you, Internet!
445 Please, please do not push the button, you have no idea what it…(explosion) ...does
446 Oh, drat these computers. They're so naughty and so complex I could pinch them.
447 Our story can be that this is nothing more than a freakish malfunction of a highly–sophisticated global comm system
448 You know better than to trust a strange computer.
449 I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do…
450 Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?
451 Could a mere computer solve the problem of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
452 Nice software!
453 The system's failed us. –The system sucks. We're going to have to go outside the system.
454 What the fuck is the internet? –The internet is a communications tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
455 It's alive!
456 You are my ally. I will not abandon you.
457 If you can't make the big decisions, commander, I suggest you make room for someone who can.
458 Hey neighbor!!!
459 What can I do? I can't change my family.
460 Two, Four, Six, Eight, Who do we appreciate?
461 And Team, And spirit And GoGoGoGooo
462 Goooo Team!!!
463 Ready-OK
464 I realize how difficult it's going to be in this god-forsaken place where you can't find what you need, but there's the challenge.
465 You're absolutely correct!
466 Enough! If this is what passes for conduct becoming of world leaders, I don't want any part of it!
467 I find your lack of faith disturbing.
468 So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?
469 I can see if I want anything done around here I gotta do it myself.
470 What's the matter, don't you trust me?
471 I just thought I found a way to--to fit in. –You'll never fit in!!!
472 You won't know who to trust.
473 I will bring you hope, old friend, and I ask only one thing in return: don't get in my way.
474 Join the club, we've got jackets.
475 He will join us or die, Master.
476 I am looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me . . . Master.
477 *Monk-chant with gunshots*
478 Damn it, I need to know and I need to know now!
479 Throw me a friggin' bone, here. I'm the boss. . .need the info.
480 Looks like somebody's not working.
481 This is the People's War. It is our war. We are the fighters. Fight it then! Fight it with all that is in us and may God defend the Right.
482 It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.
483 Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.
484 You're a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant, but scary.
485 All I want is a friend!
486 Now throw the switch and let us begin the battle for the planet!
487 *Falling Bomb*
488 Boom, baby, boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what bombs at midnight!
489 By your command...
490 Come out, come out, where ever you are.
491 Crush! Kill! Destroy!
492 Feel like killing someone?
493 May glory and honor follow you on your journey.
494 I swear I will not kill anyone.
495 It's Showtime!
496 Let the attack begin.
497 There will be no order, only chaos.
498 Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy! We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass! We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!
499 Everything is in readiness, master. We merely await your word.
500 My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
501 Go minions!
502 Take him down minions!
503 Get them minions! Get them!
504 Ok, you people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning, and if we're not back by dawn, call the president.
505 Roger, Bravo Delta, this is Sitting Duck. I have Bogie Queen in my sights, and I’m, uh, going to shoot bullets at it now.
506 Take what you can! Give nothing back!
507 Jesus, you were going to kill that guy! –Of course. I'm a Terminator.
508 All right, I'll take point, you two flank. Let's triangulate. –Equilateral or isosceles?
509 *Trumpet*
510 Try not! Do. Or do not. There is no 'try.'
511 You have a destiny, and now is your time to fulfill it.
512 Now let's see how destructive you are without your war weapons!
513 Hey, come on, we're superheroes. What could happen?
514 Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshipped as a god
515 Your assistance would be welcomed.
516 Thanks for your support.
517 We interrupt our program to bring you a special broadcast. The German news agency Transoceanic said today in a broadcast that the Allied invasion had begun. I repeat: “The German news agency, transoceanic, said today in a broadcast that the Allied invasion had begun.” There was no Allied confirmation
518 Get someone else to do your dirty work!
519 Help!!! Somebody… Help!!!
520 How can you two just sit there and watch this happen?
521 You mean it's like 'if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.' –Yes. –I thought so.
522 Important assignment! (click) Important assignment!
523 So, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.
524 What are you doing? Is this one of those macho things?
525 OK, then, thank you, Mr. Know-It-All.
526 'Scuse me, national emergency! Coming through!
527 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, look!
528 This you gotta see to believe.
529 Taking fire, need some help!
530 Hey, I got him this far. You take over from here.
531 This is a matter of life and death!!!
532 Please help me...
533 What the hell is going on around here?! Who the hell are you people?!
534 Chicken, Aren't you forgetting something?
535 First mate Cow ready for duty.
536 How may I, in all humble servitude, be of assistance?
537 You know, I was only trying to be polite!
538 Bow to your sensei! Bow to your sensei!!!
539 I have a cunning plan that could get you out of this problem.
540 Disclosure averted. Continue observation.
541 You do not understand… but you will.
542 What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
543 Ok, so what did we just figure out?
544 Then let's go where the action is!
545 His name is MacGyver. He can fix anything. He could fix a computer with a hairpin and a piece of duct tape.
546 Oh, who did this to you? This is just not right. In fact, it's nasty...
547 What in Judas-Rocking-Priest is going on around here?!?
548 This damn well better be worth it. Because if this story of yours turns out to be bogus, I'm going to kill you twice. Now you got that?
549 Well, I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to.
550 Why do you listen to me when I'm wrong?
551 There you go, now your makin' bacon
552 Sorry, I guess I just got caught up
553 Time is a precious thing, never waste it.
554 It's old technology!
555 If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
556 You owe me big-time.
557 Pay attention, son, this is for your own good.
558 You’re doing great guys, hang in there!
559 You defend brat don’t you stop!
560 There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
561 Who are those guys?!?
562 Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers?
563 (gong) You rang?
564 You have made me very angry, very angry indeed!
565 It is an honor to protect my country and my family.
566 Well, now don't you bet your life on it.
567 So far, this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen.
568 You shall not pass!
569 Danger is over...
570 Don't make me destroy you!
571 Everything is back to normal. I-I think… I think I can go back to trying to destroy the world again.
572 This is unacceptable!
573 You're always making things difficult!
574 Who disturbs my slumber?
575 Hey, man, this don't feel right. My donkey senses are tingling all over.
576 I wouldn’t do that if I were you…
577 I don't know who you are, where you're from, or what you want... but if you threaten my freedom, I'll kill you.
578 Enemy neutralized, ladies and gentlemen.
579 I don’t bloody believe it!
580 Let me assert my firm belief… that the only thing we have to fear is… fear itself.
581 Please, I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak! Well, maybe you do.
582 All right, you ground-pounders, if it's fighting you want then you're about to get your share.
583 You think you’ve got what it takes?!?
584 I take that back. This is real bad
585 Huh? It's you?!?
586 Oh! I wouldn't do that. I really wouldn't.
587 Killing me won't help you.
588 You do that and I'll kill ya.
589 *Cartoon sound of running away*
590 Run for your lives!
591 Holy shit!
592 Slower n' molasses in January...
593 What are you doing in my swamp?
594 There is a weapons deactivator in effect here. Your destructive machines will have no effect.
595 No problemo!
596 Get off my land!!!
597 Well, I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run.
598 You know, before this is over I'm going to need a whole lot of serious therapy.
599 Hold it right there, boy!!!
600 Slow down boy. I'm trying to reload my gun...
601 Stop or I'll shoot!
602 Man, I'm so in trouble!
603 Go! Hurry! My financial future is at stake!
604 What have you done?!?
605 What was that? –I have no idea. But it would be really great if it didn't do it again.
606 I am wondering, why are you here?
607 Why is it always me?
608 (*Sirens*) One minute to auto-destruct…
609 (*Whistle*) Auto-shutdown sequence in progress…
610 Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead.
611 Yeah? Well, I ain't afraid to die. I just hate being killed, that's all.
612 *Cartoon sound of someone fall to the ground*
613 OK, the battle is yours, Raymond. But it's just one battle in a huge, battly, war–thing with lots of other battles.
614 Be gone, evil one!
615 Ooh! Aah! That was really scary! And if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breath will certainly get the job done because you definitely need some Tic-Tacs or something because your breath stinks!!!
616 Yes, truly, a little bribe never hurts.
617 I'm just afraid that you're going to burn in Hell for all this.
618 What a filthy job! –Could be worse. –How? –Could be raining... (thunder)
619 Look into my crystal ball to see your future... -This is not going to work cow... -Please big brother... concentrate!
620 There a curse upon it! A curse I say...
621 You maniacs! You blew it up! Oh, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
622 Yes, Destiny has her hand on my back -And she's pushing!
623 Oh, don't panic! Don't panic!
624 Oops. This sucks!
625 Every man for himself!
626 Exit double-quick time, stage right!
627 We're going down, Captain!
628 All you can do at a time like this is just hang on until the scenery changes.
629 Oh, boy, what a hangover!
630 Must one person's triumph be another's humiliation? -Of course.
631 (*crying*) I'm a failure…
632 Oh, don't look at me! I'm a mess!
633 I must save myself. But what can I do?!?
634 *Banjo Melody 1*
635 *Banjo Melody 2*
636 *Banjo Melody 3*
637 It's a madhouse! A madhouse!
638 Oh, crap! We never planned for this contingency. Quick, make something up!
639 The Ministry Of Pain?! Aaah! We're doomed! We're all doomed!
640 Well… Yeh… Ok… That’s just about the most awful thing I’ve ever seen.
641 Don't move until it opens fire, then move fast!
642 You're acting like this is all my fault.
643 Oh, heh heh heh, my mistake.
644 I think I need a hug.
645 Never give up, never surrender!
646 This is important. The race is not yet over!
647 I'm not finished yet!
648 Oh, no, not again! Oh my! Oh my! Oh, my goodness gracious!
649 Oh, this is one of those days which the pages of history teach us are best spent lying in bed.
650 Oh, that'll teach me to say please.
651 This is not the way how I wish to be remembered.
652 Oh, Shit fire and fuck me running!
653 Always hurting me…
654 You hurt me!
655 Damn, reckon I'm up shit creek now!
656 Should you hear screaming or anything, don't worry about it!
657 Who here wants revenge?!?
658 We seem to be made to suffer, it's our lot in life.
659 Quickly, before it's too late! Press the Superhero button!
660 Than I can die happy!
661 Why do you delight in torturing me?
662 It’s not over…
663 Ehh, e-everyone stay calm… because we're all doomed!
664 What planet is this guy from?
665 Ohh… What are you people? A bunch of communists?
666 kn0bi da undertaker - diggin your grave!
667 You beast... You savage... C'mon, bark like a dog for me!
668 Let’s hit the road neighbor!
669 Ha ha ha ha, sigh
670 Ooh, ha ha ha ha ha
671 Oh, my gosh, does that suck.
672 If you can't do something right, don't do it at all.
673 Ohh don’t give-up so easily. I don’t.
674 Heh heh. He don't know me vewy well, do he?
675 Don't look now… but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.
676 Don't make me come over there!
677 Get back to work, you slacker.
678 It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum.
679 We can teach these barbarians a lesson in Western methods and efficiency that will put them to shame. We'll show them what the British soldier is capable of doing.
680 Hey! This promises to be fun!
681 Leave me alone, geek-boy!
682 I'm just an untalented old has-been. -Were you ever famous? -No. -Then how can you be a has-been?
683 Your intolerance infuriates me!
684 Who says justice is blind?
685 Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
686 Ooh, child, he gonna mess your ass up!
687 Oh, goody, My Illudium Pu–36 Explosive Space Modulator! (boom)
688 Oh, you got to admit that is pretty neat.
689 I'm gonna get you boy!
690 And the next time you feel like showing off, Don't!
691 Well, heh heh, looks like we're, heh heh heh, looks like we're shy one horse. (nervous laughter)
692 I think the Germans are out of real man!
693 What's it mean to be GI Joe? –America's number one fighting force, sir! –And that means? –Big muscles, sir! –And? –Big missiles, sir!
694 All my friends are gay. All my friends are gay!
695 You're an asshole, you're an asshole, and you're an asshole.
696 Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're cool. And fuck you!
697 Where's my bourbon?
698 Why don't ya cheer Bitch!
699 Die neighbor!
700 Don't you look at me!
701 Fun's just starting neighbor!
702 Keep away from my cheerleader neighbor!
703 I'll send you straight to hell neighbor!
704 I can smell your fear…
705 Were you raised in a barn?!?
706 Now you've gone and done it!
707 I reckon I'm gonna have to open a can of whoop ass on you!
708 I'm gonna get ya boy, I'm gonna get ya…
709 Damn... You Suck!!!
710 Oh, god, here we go again. Dork alert!
711 This pisses me off!
712 You're an embarrassment to nature, do you know that?
713 You're full of crap.
714 Hey, I will not be ignored!
715 Just think of the havoc this little succor would play on history…
716 I bet this place is just crawling with their damn shit monkeys.
717 I'll barbecue your ass in molasses!
718 Son of a bitch!
719 Them boys blowed up real good!
720 I'm busier than a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest!
721 City folk!
722 Screw you and the horse you rode in on!
723 This is like looking up a hogs butt for a ham sandwich!
724 We don’t take no shit from no suckers!
725 I'm on you like stink on shit!
726 I'm gonna have to open up a can of whoop ass on you now.
727 Don't make me break my foot off in your ass!
728 You are such a massive wuss!
729 Oh, my god! My eyes! Oh, my eyes!
730 We're on a mission, you nit!
731 This is an extremely primitive and paranoid culture.
732 You're useless and pathetic, like a useless and pathetic thing.
733 You might want to practice a little more…
734 Losers always whine about 'their best'. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
735 Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
736 So, how did you do, pussy-boy?
737 And one more thing… The next time you talk to me like that, I'm going to rip you a new butthole so big you can be able to take a cannon up your ass.
738 I was being sarcastic, which is another big word you'll learn in school. But you wouldn't know that considering you've never attended one of this country's great educational facilities, which is a thought that just sickens me.
739 Silence, you mental midget!
740 All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.
741 That is the weirdest thing you have ever said.
742 Oh, son–of–a–b–b–– son–of–a–b–b–– son–of–a–b–b–– uh, gun. Heh, heh, heh. You thought I was going to, uh, say son–of–a–bitch, didn't you? Heh, heh.
743 Your next!
744 Bloody Hell!
745 Is that all you got?!?
746 Good...Good... Then what!?!
747 That boy's as strong as an ox. . .and just about as smart.
748 I am surrounded by freaks!
749 Are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear?!?
750 You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
751 I'm constantly in the state of wanting to throw up.
752 Stupid! You're so stupid!
753 Did that hurt?!?
754 Why do you have to be such a wanker?
755 Welcome to my nightmare!
756 Be my victim!
757 What would you do with a brain if you had one?
758 Just what are you sissies gonna do?!? Huh?
759 And??? What’s your point!
760 Don't make me open a can of Whoop-Ass, buster!
761 Why don't you do the world a favor? Pull your lip over your head and swallow.
762 You're a sucker!!!
763 Are you blackmailing me, you ambitious shit?
764 As if we care.
765 It just doesn't get better than this, does it?
766 Big mouth don't make a big man.
767 Stop now! Or I shall use more big words at you.
768 That wasn’t a bit nice!
769 Don't say please neighbor!
770 Shut up cheer-bitch!
771 Shut up cheer girl. I'm trying to kill somebody here!
772 Chill that you pile of crap!
773 I'm gonna hit you so hard it'll make your ancestors dizzy.
774 Don’t fuck with me fellows!
775 Don't you slap me no more. We clear on that?
776 Ladies do not start fights… But they can finish them!
777 You have learned much, young one.
778 Oh, stop being such a drama king.
779 Blow it out your ass!
780 Come get some!
781 That plan makes no sense!
782 No, I am your father.
783 Personally, I think you're a fucking idiot.
784 X'squeeze me.
785 It's all right. It's all right, mate. We're just having a friendly little argument.
786 Wife got you down? Boss makin' you angry? Kids yellin' at you? Well, Fudge 'Em!
787 Great Scott!
788 Why do you say things that you know will hurt me?!?
789 Hush your mouth!
790 Boy, oh boy, you got a knack for getting yourself out of trouble.
791 Laugh while you can, monkey-boy!
792 Ya screw with the bull, ya get the horn!
793 My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus!
794 I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
795 You do and it'll be the biggest mistake you ever made, you Texas brush popper!
796 You're mocking me, aren't you?
797 Maybe that'll learn ya to keep your big mouth shut!
798 Oh, that is nasty!
799 What do you think this is?!? A zoo?!?
800 I don't know what kind of people you're used to dealing with. Nobody tells me what to do in my place.
801 Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!
802 There is no terror in your threats.
803 Don't bother responding. We're not listening.
804 Oh, really?!?
805 You know, we have to work on your people skills.
806 I'm sure there's a point to all of this.
807 Yeah, I could use some goddamn poontang, myself, right now.
808 The answers to these questions, and more, on next week's episode of Who Gives A Rat's Ass.
809 I said get over here boy!
810 (*laughter*) We shouldn't laugh. -We really shouldn't (*more laughter*).
811 Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?
812 You’re crazy!
813 Take your best shot.
814 I think you're nuts, but this isn't the best time to argue.
815 Villains, I say to you now, knock off all that evil!
816 Tsk, tsk. –Yeah, tsk. –And another tsk!
817 Oh, poor baby…
818 Bring it on!
819 Well, if that is the worst thing that happens today, I'll be thrilled.
820 It’s a lie…the evidence have been falsified. I never broke the law, I am the law!
821 That is the weirdest thing you have ever said.
822 What the hell are you talking about?!?
823 (scream) What was that?!?
824 Who gives a shit?!?
825 I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered!
826 Now, this won't hurt a bit.
827 What's going to happen? Something wonderful…
828 All your base are belong to us!
829 And now, you die!
830 The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
831 Ooh, I done a bad thing.
832 Oohhoho I am a bad boy… A very bad boy…
833 It’s all in the reflexes!
834 Hands up, son!
835 They’re a bunch of cowards!
836 This is too easy!!!
837 It's time to start running!
838 Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. We wish to improve ourselves. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours.
839 Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant. You must comply.
840 Exterminate! Annihilate! Destroy!
841 It is done imperious leader.
842 The choice is yours: obey me and live, or disobey and die.
843 Well, you're just in time for what might be a very unhappy ending.
844 The entire world will beg to bow before me, their charismatic despot!
845 There is no escape…
846 Don't tell me you didn't see that coming...
847 Ooo, that's gotta hurt!
848 Heh, heh, heh. What a mess!
849 Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer, ha ha!
850 Gentlemen, I give you the future.
851 Hmm. Blah-blah-blah...
852 So you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
853 At last, victory is mine!
854 I told you people to leave me alone… I told you to beat it!
855 Well, there's a lesson for you...
856 Let that be a lesson to the two of you little…
857 Die you son of a bitch!
858 We're all here to do what we're all here to do.
859 Ooh, busted!
860 Some people die before their time, so that others can live… It’s a cornerstone of civilization.
861 *Jukebox*
862 Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
863 Red alert! Red alert!
864 Security alert, all decks!
865 *Tarzan-yell*
866 Well you know huh, it must have slipped my mind!
867 Any questions! ladies? Nooo?!? Well I didn’t think so… tataa that’s the real end.
868 Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb!
869 Good show… Jolly good show Major!
870 I thought you said you don't hold a grudge. -I don't. I have no surviving enemies. . .at all.
871 This conversation can serve no purpose anymore, goodbye.
872 I'd like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get where I am today.
873 Uh, l-let's pretend like this never happened.
874 Good job, Lads!
875 OK, Love you… Bye-Bye
876 Phew, well that was close, we was nearly eaten alive!
877 I shall never rest until I bring him to justice.
878 Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you... my father thanks you... my sister thanks you... and I thank you.
879 Do you want MoR?!? Check out: Link



Kave's Homie Taunts

880 Hello, we’re your new neighbours, don’t be alarmed, we’re Negroes.
881 Y’all want something
882 What the fuck’s going on here
883 Who the fuck are you, what you doing here
884 I got a power ranger stuck up my ass
885 You two motherfuckers need Jesus ………. Cover your ears baby
886 Bottom line, I will knock you the fuck out
887 Oh yeah, let’s finish strong
888 Hey man, it’s not that easy. If it was that easy you guys would be doing it.
889 Hey, does it look like I care.
890 Hey, you want me to yell at you? Cos I can do that
891 Freeze mother bitches! …. Don’t you move
892 I blow you then I blow yooou.
893 Ooh shit !
894 So sad
895 That was cool
896 Awww c’mon, I need some details. You get some booby, some assy, a pull on your poi poi? C’mon
897 You have beautiful eyes
898 I love you
899 *Ride of the Valkyrie*



Tactical Warfare Collective Taunt-pack

900 Where is the KABOOM??? There were supposed to be an earth shuttering KABOOM!!!
901 Affirmative.
902 Negative.
903 Maaaaaybeeeeee... you'll think of meeeee, when you are all alone...
904 *Baby crying*
905 Let's play some Tetris motherfucker!
906 Darrrr. Durrrr. I wanna be in the Special Olympics.
907 Don't whiz on the electric fence.
908 Thiz Gaym sux!!!
909 It's a bomb, Duck And Cover!
910 Bloody things, I hate those bloody cats. They meow, they piss everywhere and their shit smells just bloody awful.
911 I don't bloody believe it. They've got fish-versions of that little bastards now.
912 Oh, shit! The villagers again...
913 Thank you for a very enjoyable game.
914 Oh no! We suck again!!
915 Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?
916 *Ninja*
917 That's it man, GAME OVER MAN, Game Over!!
918 D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
919 *Twilight Zone theme*
920 And... always look on the bright side of life... *whistle* Come on!
921 Go ahead, make my day!
922 Pffft! English who needs that, i'm never going to England!
923 Who's the man, huh!? Who's the MAN!?
924 Houston, we have a problem.
925 Artoo says that chances of survival are 725 to 1.
926 Banzai!
927 You're my hero!
928 Roggan.
929 Raiding Party!!!
930 Wololo!
931 Ahahahahahahahahahaha uh!!
932 People have got to show the appropriate levels of respect. When you step outta line, you can expect to be respected... back.
933 I'll do anything for you! Cause you is my bestest buddy in the whoooole wide world!!
934 Rule number one: My way, or he's a dead Motherf%#¤'s way. There ain't no more rules.
935 Let's see how you like my cock rocket ... COCK ROCKET!!!
936 Bloody undead! Un-bloody dead! I mean, it's even worse than bloody cats! Undead! What's the bloody point?!
937 I tell ya, life aint easy for a boy named Sue.
938 That's right. It's war once again... We are fighting an enemy like we have never encountered before. They're evil beyond reproach. Where they've me from? I don't know. We need to send them back to wherever it was.
939 Oh my god! They killed Kenny! You bastards!!!
940 *Attack of the Killer Tomatoes theme*
941 *A-Team theme*
942 *James Bond theme*
943 Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling! Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop! Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop! Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone! Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!!
944 Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone. Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding banana phone. It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches, It's the best! Beats the rest! Cellular, Modular, Interactivodular!
945 Need backup!
946 Howdy-ho!
947 Roger that!
948 *Sabre Dance*
949 Oooh, and what is that? A lovely countdown. I wonder what's going to happen now…
950 It's-e me! Mario!
951 Pikachu!
952 Pi, pika pikachu. Pi, pi-ka pikachu. Pi, pika pikachu. Pi pi-ka chaaaaaaa!
953 Ohhhh, elephants, yeah! Elephants, yeah!
954 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, EeeeeeeeeeeeeleeeeeeeeeeeeeePHANTS YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
955 Burn, baby, burn! - Disco Inferno! - Burn, baby, burn! Burn that Mama down! Burn, baby, burn! - Disco Infernooo, yeah - Burn, baby, burn! Burn thah Mama down!
956 "When der Führer says: ""We iz de Master race"", we Heil!, Heil!, right in the Führer's face! Not to love the Führer is a great disgrace, so we Heil!, Heil!, right in the Führer's face!"
957 Who let the dogs out!? Who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out!? Who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out!?
958 Pokémon, (Gotta catch'em all!) A heart so true, our courage will pull us through. You teach me and I'll teach you. Po-ké-mon! Gotta catch'em all, gotta catch'em all. Pokémon!!!
959 KONNICHIWAAAAAA! Guys do it. Guys do it. Guys do it... Hoia! Hoia! Hoia!....
960 Aux armes, citoyens! Formez vos bataillons! Marchons, marchons, qu'un sang impur abreuve nos sillons!!
961 Mememememe... I am the Great Mighty Poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you. A huge supply of tish come from my chocolate starfish. How about some scat, you little twat?
962 Finland, Finland, Finland. The country where I want to be, pony trekking or camping, or just watching TV... Finland, Finland, Finland, it's the country for me.
963 I like Chinese. I like Chinese, they only come up to your knees, yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please. `-´
964 America, fuck yeah! Coming again to save the motherfucking day, yeah!
965 Bad boys, bad boys! Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do, when they come for you?
966 Young man! There's no need to feel down. I said, young man! Pick yourself off the ground! I said, YOUNG MAN! 'Cause you're in a new town! There's no need to be unhappy!
967 In the navy! Yes, you can sail the seven seas. In the navy! Yes, you can put your mind at ease. In the navy! Come on now, people, make a stand. In the navy, in the navy! Can't you see we need a hand.
968 Macho, macho man! (MACHO MAN!) I've got to be, a macho man! Macho, MACHO MAN! I've got to be a macho! Ow....
969 It's fun to stay in the Y-M-C-A! It's fun to stay in the Y-M-C-A! They have everything for you men to enjoy, you can hang out with all the boys ... It's fun to stay in the Y-M-C-A! It's fun to stay in the Y-M-C-A-A!
970 Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!
971 Hello again my hacker beotches. Ramzi in da hizz house.
972 Ok, lets find some Ware...Ez.. I will search for Bonzi Buddy....
973 I'm Mason Dixon and this is... My god it's Adolf Hitler!!!
974 This is Sam Smith. He's our undercoverexpert! He's only disguised as Adolf Hitler... Guten Morgen Herr Hitler ... Sprechen sie deutsch?
975 This is Man versus Vegetable. - Technically sir, tomatoes are fags. He means fruits. Ahh fruits... See what I mean....
976 "I love to sing-a. About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a. I love to sing-a. About a sky of blue-a, or a tea for two-a. Anything-a with a swing-a to an ""I love you-a"". I love to, I love to sing!"
977 The Germans have arrived.
978 Welcome - to the real world.
979 You made a mistake, and that was entirely unacceptable
980 Taking fire, need assistance!
981 Fire in the hole!
982 I need help!
983 I luv ya, man!
984 Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?
985 The Force will be with you, always.
986 (Go west!) Life is peaceful there. (Go west!) Lots of open air. (Go west!) To begin life new, (Go west!) This is what we'll do.
987 You're very brave, when you're killing unarmed farmers!
988 "If you were in the county jail, the first thing they'll do is look at those tennis shoes. And then some guy of a different race, probably ten times bigger then you, ALL MUSCLE and says ""I want those shoes""..."
989 You go to Hell! You go to Hell and you die!
990 Goddamnit!
991 Ahh, son of a bitch!
992 You talkin' to me? I don't see anyone else around here, so you must be talkin to me…
993 Kill me, goddamnit!
994 Oh, look, another hippie.
995 My anus is bleeding. Yaaaaaaay!
996 Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. Now, you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot... Be water, my friend.
997 Tey may kik r azz, but tey'll nevfr kik our FREEDUM!!!!!
998 Would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance -- just one chance -- to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!
999 I love horses, best of all the animals! I love horses, they're my friends!